Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane

Pierrot the Clown

Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane

I am sometimes super grateful that I live in Scotland and can take part in this independence referendum because it’s such a huge event not just in Scottish history but general political history
But at the same time I wish I lived somewhere else because fuck me this is so stRESSFUL


*wakes up* what the fuck

(via richardpfeynman)

I think that BBQs sound good in theory but when you actually go to one and eat the food it either tastes like burnt or salmonella


Current mood:

"I’m attracted to the idea of drowning. Or rather the idea of jumping off and being enveloped by something, not bad or good, just enveloping. When I was a kid, I had this moment when I got under the water, lying on the pool floor, and I felt I could breathe. I’ve been trying to recreate that feeling ever since."
Florence Welch (via c-ovet)

(Source: vivalavioletta, via c-ovet)